That’s right, team Mojo has launched a five-a-side team and joined the local Goals league.
Well, it was only a matter of time before Mojo took things to the pitch. From pens to power banks, we’ve always believed in making a statement, and now we’re bringing that same energy to five-a-side football. Yep, we’ve officially laced up, signed up, and shown up for the local Goals league.
We call it “team bonding.” HR calls it “a health and wellbeing initiative.” Really, it’s an excuse to sprint around on astroturf every Thursday night, arguing over offsides and chasing a glory that’s at least half imaginary.
The real showstopper? Our custom-made football shirts. Designed in-house (because of course they were), they’re bold, breathable, and unmistakably Mojo, neon pink, ready to blind the opposition. Whether we’re scoring screamers or just stylishly sweating through a draw, we look good doing it. And yes, before you ask: we absolutely do offer custom kits for your team, too.
On the pitch, it’s a mixed bag of silky skills, questionable tackles, and more than a few post-match pints. We’ve had dramatic comebacks, heroic goalkeeping, and at least one teammate forgetting which goal we’re shooting at (we won't name names, but they know who they are).
But win or lose, it’s about showing up, having a laugh, and playing like a team, even if that means wildly over-celebrating a tap-in or bringing a PowerPoint to discuss tactics (again, no names).
So, if you see a flash of neon flying past you at Goals next week, give us a wave. We’ll be the ones giving it 110%, fuelled by team spirit, half-time oranges, and a deep desire to avoid the wooden spoon.
Game on.
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